The Art of Sh*t Coins- Trade Secrets From a Guy On the Internet

We all hear stories of newbies striking it rich, and dumb coins that net people a big profit when they pull out. Some of us might even be one of those people.

In this post I will give you my secrets to becoming a profit generating machine!!

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Step 1:
The smaller the market, the better!
Dig that crusty finger out of your nose and hit the buy button on shitty coins!

Step 2: Now that you have a coin almost no one is interested in, what do? I'll tell ya what do, you shill!
Tell everyone you know about massive gains waiting to be jumped on! +50% feasibility if you pull charts like this out your ass!

Step 3:

Step 4:
Now that you have a shitcoin that has some sense of value, you are forced with facing one of mans worst enemies, greed.
Will you pull the plug and take profits while they are there, or will you try to ride a shitcoin to glory?
This is a step you must find out yourself. A journey of self discovery, humility, courage, and glory.

Step 5: If you have held on to an absolute shitcoin past it's prime, and you see it being removed from exchanges, you done fucked up!
Start at step 1.