Rishi Sunak channels Britney

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I think I did it again
I made you believe
Northern Ireland was solved
Oh Tory
Seems like a car crash
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious
'Cause to lose all our voters? (Again?)
That’s just so typically us
Oh Tories, Tories
Oops, we did it again
We crashed in the polls, got lost in the game
Oh Tories, Tories
Oops, you think I'm in charge
That our mandate is large?
We’re just not competent

You see my problem is this
Johnson’s not gone away
Wishing that Brexit, sunny uplands exist
I cry, watching Liz Truss
Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways
But to maybe lose all our ministers? (Again?)
That is just so typically me
Oh Tories, Tories
Oops, we did it again
Now Sturgeon has gone, one Nation again?
Oh Tories, Tories
Oops, you think I'm in charge
That our mandate is large?
We’re just not competent