Top 10 ways to be authentic in L.A.

It is important to be authentic anywhere you go. Authentic people stand out, gain trust, and deliver excellent results. A recent news report, identified California as having the 5th largest economy in the world. This is excellent news if you are interested in new opportunities for work, relationships, and investments. Before you take any bold actions, consider the list of ten ways to improve your authenticity in Los Angeles.

Never be 10 minutes early to work, meetings, or any pre-planned events.
Always blame traffic, work, or something legitimate sounding. Always own up to the fact that your time management sucks.
Make sure the first stranger you meet at a bar/church/tinder date is aware of your recent spiritual awakening.
Always have a strong opinion about Trump, Crypto, and Entrepreneurship.
“Blend in” on Abbot Kinney Blvd. More denim. More TOMS. More beards. More sleeve tattoos.
Share how you love Ted talks and NPR.

1. Spend lots of time thinking about how much cash you need to own, or lease a Mazerati.

2. Always go against the irrational recommendations of Google, Waze, or Uber.

3. Rule out all possibilities of having a roommate after the age of 30.

4. Consider leaving the career you built for the last 10+ years for a trendy job in the tech industry.

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