I accidentally licked a dirty toilet bowl last night
Unfortunately, the stranger than fiction is a weekly occurrence in my pathetic and hopeless life.
Last night I was cleaning the bathroom at work, and I accidentally licked the inside of the toilet bowl.
Everything was going well until I slipped on a wet floor tile and I fell head first into the toilet.
My left hand was holding a rag and my right was holding the bathroom cleaner, and for whatever reasons, I continued to hold onto the rag and cleaner as my head went into the toilet bowl.
I continued to hold onto the rag and cleaner as I started taking on water, and I tried to push off the inside the bowl with my tongue, but my tongue wasn't strong enough.
I must of drank nearly cup of dirty toilet water and licked most of the inside of the bowl. I don't feel so well today and I want to brush my teeth continuously.
I'm @runridefly, and the rain is coming down so hard today, and I have nothing better to do, than create a bunch of silly short stories.
You are one odd dude! ;) Stopped by to say hello.
@whatsup, I know and I'm extremely bored stuck in the house on a rainy day.
Congrats on the Gonzaga national title. Steem On Girl!
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Suggestion: Add photo of a dirty toilet, lol
Have a Puppy that is constantly licking my face , I assume same effect?, but much prettier!
Sounds gross. Hope you didn't hurt yourself bad.
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