Ann Curry Must Be Dancing Like No One Is Watching

Remember when Matt Lauer instigated the demise of Ann Curry from the Today Show? Well, this morning, like all of us, she must be gobsmacked to learn that Matt Lauer--the golden boy himself--is nothing but a garden-variety, Donald Trump-like pussy grabber.

Clearly, the newly established Poontang Police are gonna get all of you perverts! So here's what you gotta do:
-- Keep your hands to yourself.
-- Keep your dick in your pants.
-- And simply tip your hat when you greet a lady...whether she wants to be grabbed or not.