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Aliens on a Flat Earth

for the @v4vapid #tinfoilrap contest.

Come, friends and enemies, let me teach you
Some secrets you won't ever learn in school
That if you only know where to look--
One hint, not the inside of a book--
You'll find punted-head aliens with flat head
Roaming all over your flat earth.

If you don't believe, well look no further than
The cold heart of the orange-headed man.
But beware when you decide to look
For the orange-headed man looks through a bigger lens than you

And your worst enemies are your best friends
Perhaps even us filthy aliens.

And If you can't wrap your head around that
Then by all means get yourself a foil hat
And if the aliens happen to be real fat
And you find yourself struggling between thick and thin
And your bald head starts to spin and spin
You just might need something thicker than tin!