It would have been pretty funny. And I'm sure rather lively. But there is SOMETHING about Will Ferrell saying, "Smiling's my favorite." and "the four basic food groups are candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup."

And how do you possibly imagine anything better than guzzling a liter of soda the way he did, or pouring syrup on the spaghetti noodles, or wearing that gal dern smile all the time. He's insatiable. He has such a quirky, odd thing going. I can't get enough of it.