The Poop Sweats

So Friggin funny!!! Do yourself a favor and read this to have a laugh

Have you ever had the poop sweats? Heat and stench teaming to threat?
Perhaps to much booze, a short snooze wins, so you lose?
Whatever the reason whatever the cause, you're not alone and deserve applause!
For it's not easy to sweat and shit, you just have to sit there and finish it.
It is a true test of will no matter how short or fast, for the worst part is saved for last.
The greasy sweaty wipe that you wish only took one swipe, but it seems there is not enough paper to absorb it all, even bounty the quicker picker upper might fall.
But you bust through and get out of that sitch, only to realize you have to Shit again... Son of a bitch.!

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