I've come to accept the fact that I'm a dick. I'm not as big of a dick as some. I dunno if I'm a small dick. Maybe average? Maybe a bit smaller than average? Maybe a bit bigger than average...I dunno. You can try a bit, but eventually reality catches up to you and you just gotta admit what you are.
Lol, it is "how you use it that matters" ... as the lie goes.
Nah, it's the magic wand you buy her to make up for it.