The great people of this land.

Some gentlemen have all the right gestures.
a slight feminine touch is no big problem
an elegent squeeze should always be applied
in all reality it is a given to touch a man with all thine power
what does a gay catholic say to a roman pope in a bar at a bar on his wedding night?
Nothing he says get out of the beer in the fridge and well you know.
You finish the story It's all good. lol. haha.
Well then what happened?
You know my daughter victoria...
Is that all? No Casie just told me she was going to change her name.
Did she talk to anybody? No she did say she got a phone call from houdini though.
Oh is that right SC? yeah the wicked witch of the West.
What was she listening to?
While my guitar gently weaps.
Did you feed your dog today? Crown Vic?
Yeah I did some Jack Daniels old No. 7
yeah did you choose not to pray?
I cant do one of those because I'm not 12 years old
Did you turn the oven off yet?
How s the home brew going?
Do you have any of those one things at your house? I don't
What is the plan for you in the next 5 minutes?
Are you pregnant? How much money is in your mans purse?
Would you like a new job how about a plastic cup you already drank for water.
How much more?? IS that a republican?
The fish have all died blame it on weezer
Itunes for some weirdo that's not even related.
Kill the dope fiends
raise the poor tell the landlord
get out the door
your welcome for that hefenweizen
you never drank cobra
i've got friends in low places
don't let friends
drink light beer.
Rule number one for early retirement.
Don't lie
Don't cheat
Don't steal
And most def don't touch a little girls leg brag about it to the entire party and record it.