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gmdatacenter (50)in #things • 2 years ago (edited)

today :02 May 2022
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10:10:35: : money, it said
"VOOR MIDDENSTAND EN VADERLAND GEBOREN !"
i said coo, i'll buy a steam deck i'll spend yo money right away
it says "cant get one til next year"
o
k, i'll buy an ultimate 64 board
it says "pre-order is even closed ... shanghai syndrome"
o
well i dont want a car, tesla or other, i see no use for it, okay i'll book a trip to venice
100000000 it says
woaw , dont have that money so okay, ill buy a house in mongolia for me and my cats
10000000000000000000000000 it says
wooooo --- okay euhm, well the freezer is full
and i dont see zuipen zitten in van drukkerland
so
im worried its gonna try to break on of the pcs or crash a drive again, just to make it spend
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MrMalice
08:08:59: : 2 months - i bet they're breathing too
AlleyCat

today :02 May 2022
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10:33:39: : fresh in from gooble : i just hoobled it
Everything is out of stock but we'll take your money. OCD-shoppers can still spend on windows 11, iThings and ABC-premium - the rest is available Q3 THIS YEAR
really?
REALLY!!!
it said ...
AlleyCat
10:32:07: : o !
WTB ticket to Mars !
"im sorry elon is busy selling videogames on a youble cooking stream, come back later, that'l be 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 as a deposit we'll take your money now"
ah okay - guess not then, maybe next year
euhmmm ...
theres catfood euhm ...
MrMalice

thats a bit of an issue then ... theres a whole crate of cola in the back - we have a pants and and a shirt

we have a shoes

and matching socks

...

we even have a underpants

...

the domain names are paid for

so is the hosting service

i have no idea what you want from us ?

we even have dark souls mugs and a joker covid mask since feb 2020 from etsy

???

you tell me ?

last time the phone got switched it was b/c the updates for the OS wouldnt fit on it anymore

we HAS a phone

we can phone with it

05/02/2022 11:05:25 (1651482325)

today :02 May 2022
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11:05:25: : could always buy a steamdeck worth of cryptons to piss off lagarde ?
cmdr Gato

05/02/2022 11:12:09 (1651482729)

today :02 May 2022
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11:12:09: : thats settled then
cmdr Gato
11:12:00: : we took inventory and a poll ...
it turns out everyone feels that WOULD be an appropriate response if it keeps zougen
and "try something else" ? so okay that will be 100.000 euros to start "for just having a business" so it doesnt end up in debt two years from now, deposit to @tyrnannoght or @gmdatacenter
the poll is clear : anything anyone wants is either present or out of monetary reach. No one can find a time machine or a demi-god to resurrect the cats either.
?
AlleyCat

It sure gets lively inhere sometimes

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tyrnannoght (62) 2 years ago

the time machine ?

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gmdatacenter (50) 2 years ago

would be to eliminate third-parties from the timeline who had the notion that they knew what was good for us, best for us or in general got jealous and fucked it over b/c the fake cant create, NOT as is commonly assumed, to reverse decisions we made ourselves. For instance shoothing the mt Gox guy before he takes off with the money but to do it right make sure the kid doesnt get praised into doing latin but sticks to electronics and quits at 15 so theres no time wasted - you know kids ... like dogs when praised

and

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gmdatacenter (50) 2 years ago

well you're not supposed to say "gun to futureproof this virtual prison in a place thats going down" in public in helgium so all available options have been explored

need to sweep floor, called besos and said YO Jeff can you ? id like to do something else with the time but he said im too busy having money

tough huh ?

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