The Vampire Diaries Season 7 (2015) Review

** SPOILERS ** ALL RIGHTS TO RESPECTIVE OWNERS. **

So, Nina Dobrev was written out of the last 2 seasons.

This is season 1 without her.

And Bonnie became a hunter. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And she's out to kill Damon.

So they set up Bon Bon?????

And Matt’s stuck after crashing the car. FUCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZO IS DEAD, or not.

So Damon and Zo went vaulting. Shit.

And they go creepy post mortem, dismembered corpse shit.

The Bonnie and Damon dynamic is the most exciting thing, aside from the vault so far, in terms of character development.

HA! Stephen finally goes a bit constructive with Lily and tries to appeal to Lily’s good side as an ally to kill Julian!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Stone + blade = kill the supposed immortal.

“I love you.” OVER THE PHONE?????????????????????

Classic abusive bullshit. Go to hell Julian. Go back to The Phoenix Stone.

And Lilly just killed herself.

And Damon went to the Phoenix stone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?????????? Stephen did too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God damn. Some Westworld type shit.

Turns out that Damon's mom is part of his hell.

Julian reminds me of Elon Musk in looks and mannerisms.

HA! Matt’s thing of “Do you know who I am?” When he gets pulled over.

WOAHHH! Nora vouched for Bonnie! What's this world coming to?

SO anything re: Damon = NOT real?

Ok….

That’s the one thing: What’s real or not?

AWH! Val with Caroline!!!

Perhaps Damon feels so bad, he wants to die.

And the hunter has been busted out the joint to… get to Damon.

Unnecessary legs and ass shot.

FFUCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK is Julian FUCKED up…made Reyna kill her dad.

KLAUS IS BACK.

With the twins NOT CRYING anymore, guess what I think of? Dwight holding Pam’s baby in The Office.

Why would Bonnie be the second priority?

Into desecation Damon goes.

So…please enlighten me. WHAT THE BATFUCK IS GOING ON???

REYNA YOU CREEPY PSYCHO STALKER! Stefan took the words RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH!

FINALLY STEPHEN AND CAROLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who's shooting at Stephen and Damon?

Why are they going to the Salvatore crypt?

Hi! I'm Momma Salvatore, A GIANT LUNATIC!

“Anybody burying someone nobody cared about?” HaAAAHAH!

Whats got the first heretic so spooked about Julian??

HOLY SHIT. BONNIE JUST BROUGHT BACK OSCAR FROM THE DEAD.

SUBTLE Damon. Real subtle. Outing Stephen to Julian.

“Wonderful story.” Hehehe.

Damon’s k.o. is showing how fucking calculating Stephen is. A wonderful man. A deadly spy.

HHHOOOOWWWW did Rick’s babies get to Caroline’s uterus? I exclaimed,“What the BATFUCK?”

And The Phoenix Stone is whacked. It just puts a demon into someone’s body. WHOOPS!

It’s not even bad. I could see this happening eventually, just too far of a stretch for the FIRST season w/o the main protagonist.

It was almost like they were trying to find their feet in the beginning, til they got something that clicked.

$7.50/ $10.00 USD.