The Hive. Comedy Open Mic, Round 25. Everything You Didn't Know About Ireland.

in #thehive6 years ago (edited)

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Everything You Didn't

Know About
Ireland

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Use the Comment section provided to write everything you learn you did not know about Ireland.

I would also like to see some humour shared from @bashadow and @jackmiller both of these I am sure will have something funny to share

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It comes on the back of authority,
that haiku is no more a minority.
Some bloke thought them barbaric,
wanted an end to the limerick,
so @haikubot is now in the majority

My try at limericking. If that is a word, at least the auto spell thing did not red underline it. Well i'll be dipped in guiness, it is a word, it is not only a word I guess it is a thing on twitter.

Someone needs to build a limericking bot, to play with the haiku bot. I can see it now, battle of the poetry bots, 575 or aabba, who will win, who will shine who will make it rhyme in time.

I like the dipped in Guinness part

It's a little stout for me, but as far as being dipped in something from Ireland, you can't beat Guinness. Better than a sheep dip.

I'm amazed at how fast you did this! 💚

Thank you, Hope you got the humour in it.

Yes, it is hard to get everything into one post.

I am more of a spontaneous one liner commenter humour than a story teller.

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hey, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, You are not supposed to use the comedy open mic tag unless it is a valid entry into the contest. :)

I was nominated to put a comedy post up by thekittygirl. Your main guy was in the PYPT the other day and I talked with him, He laughed at this type of humour

It's all good. To make it a legit entry I gotta ask you to put comedy open mic round 25 in the title and nominate 2 people at the end and then you will be good to go. :)

I learned we have a snake Saturday parade here in KC every year to celebrate Ireland getting rid of all their snakes.
:)

It's just a reason to drink. There was never any snakes in Ireland, (except the politicians and Clergy)

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