The book of randomise – Page 1

The book of randomise was written thousands of years ago in a small village, which has since become a large town which later changed its name. The book became lost just because it can and now the book is out of copyright a new book had been commissioned. However the letter was delivered to the wrong address and has accidentally been destroyed. Within the burnt ashes the words ‘book of randomise’ and ‘commissioned’ can still be clearly read along with a word that could be the word ‘blog’ but probably not. So sat in a chair with a cigar in one hand and a no smoking sign in the other the book was finally rewritten and posted on a blog of someone who knows nothing about ‘The book of randomise’ or the know how on how to delete a blog.

The book of randomise was published without a front or back cover due to budget cuts at government level after a magpie stole there hidden stash of solid gold paper. The book is also clearly missing the table of contents due to the book being dropped causing all the pages to become mixed up and these pages were lost. Due to the size of the book and the amount of time it took to sort the pages, a new table of contents was never rewritten, despite rumours that the page numbering on the lost pages where in fact incorrect and hidden within the sofa.

Very little is known about the original book other then it did exist and that the cover was said to be of very low quality even at the time. However it is believed that the cover out lived all those that wrote it across a span of approximately 100 years or so. The actual said time is 102 years that was determined in court after a riot broke out after discussion the time span in a bowling alley. This is the only known recorded time when the book was written about even know people said that there is in fact a earlier reference to the book that had top secret stamped on the document by mistake. The actual document that should of been stamped top secret was a recipe for tomato soup, of which can still be bought in all good supermarkets and a few corner shops.

There is an estimated 50 billion topics that have been discounted in this book, mainly due to the fact that they are not random topics and nothing about them can be even considered to be random. This number however does not include all the topics that were not even thought of.