1. It's hot, except at 5pm each day when it rains.
2. They speak an unlearnable, undecipherable language that's impossible to read unless you have an IQ over 200 and there are no spaces between the words !
3. Sometimes you buy Thai Food and there is stuff in there that is only added for flavour, and Thais laugh at you as you try to eat it!
4. The trains always leave the terminus on time, but always arrive at their destination at least 3 hours late.
5. There are some of the most beautiful beaches on the planet.
6. Elephants and Tigers live here in the wild but I've never seen any.
7. Thai girls are the most beautiful in the world (My wife told me to write that!)
8. Thai girls are the scariest monsters in the world when they're angry (My wife did NOT tell me to write that!)
9. The price to visit a national park is 30 Baht for Thais,but 300 Baht for foreigners.
10. It's a wonderful place to live, and I've lived here for 8 years