how to shut down a fake friend!!!

This happened last week and i thought it to be Gold! my "friend" has this tendency to reach out to me via text, call, whatsapp, and facebook messenger all at once. if its by text he'll be texting, "yo, bro, where you at, bro call me asap."
when i do call him or text him back its a usual whats up lets make plans. but when the time comes to hang out, its a flop show. So i decided this time i would go along with it getting just as "excited" to come back and throw a kamehameha right AS HIS ASS! bomb bitch eat that!!!