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@calva insult this guy

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

My wife told me: 'Sex is better on holiday.' That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive

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What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck.

@calva Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?

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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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