Where is my de-obfuscation button.

So much hand-wringing around the academic research showing that AI text has telltale vocabulary, as if it were an obscure lexicon.

The AI shibboleths hardly seem sesquipedalian; per contra, they may be archetypically quintessential, but the lexicon is manifestly quotidian. Ineluctably, this arcana is a harbinger that augurs a ubiquitous lexical shift — Aurora’s herald of her auld Tithonus, a wish granted yet ultimately a lamented acheronta movebo, a tsuris of balagan mishigas from our GPT golem, a transmogrification of Sméagol into Gollum.