RE: Tell A Story To Me Roundup - Vote and Win Steembasicincome!
{Now as I accidentally went to sleep and forgot to post this which then I will go to sleep, let’s see what I have to say}:
Hello my fellow humanicans, derps and trolls and fellow anons! I am most graciously glad we have the #tellastorytome contest back online and in full force in the gun barrel of the @bananafish. I am grateful to write the short stories I love to write and some more. I have found memories of creating some of my most favorite stories here (Ashley-n-Saddie love!) and just epic stories here. But without further ado, let’s go ahead and self-v... while I do love to make this a joke on every occasion, I think I will spare the joke this time as this smart-Police-bot takes me away from my home to jail for considering to #self-vote... wait the robot said I could actually self-vote but I’m jail for another reason? Dunno, but let’s get to my vote of this week’s choice:
@agmoore2 is the one that should be LOVED and should SPARKLE (okay last time I am taking your love and sparkle gig, Cally; can we see it back into these posts please!~). As I outlined in my comment on @agmoore2’s piece, I love the story not for the direct and intended meaning of mother’s loss of social authority over the child and the child’s loss of vulgar freedom. More-so that I more loved the highlighting of smart technology that can steal and utilize data while highlighting how absurd (addendum inside a comment I making: and yet normal it can be) to the lengths they take to surveillance.
{Now back to schleep and Gay noises c:}
[This is a service announcement - during a recent emotional upgrade to our smartbots, their ability to enjoy their jobs has been greatly improved, this has led to a high jump in efficiency, and overall, has been a resounding success. No where has this been as visible as with our smart-police-bots who are getting a little over enthused, and have been locking people up for no crime what so ever. We are currently trying to convince them it really isn't all that fun, and would like to assure all members of the public, non-crimes such as self-voting if you genuinely feel you were the best, are not supposed result in incarceration, or subsequent incineration - which is still proven to be the best way to prevent repeat offences. We would like to assure all those currently in jail, that the incinerators are responding to reason very well, and we are pleased to announce they will stop murdering innocent people by tomorrow. We would like the opportunity to recommend having a meal with one of our smart-chef-bots, as due to the upgrade they are very keen to prepare food for as many users as possible, and we would like to avoid them having to come to you. We expect normal operation to be resumed at some point tomorrow, and overall, are very pleased with the effectiveness of this latest set of initiatives, we would like to thank all those who worked so hard on this project. Please be advised, any fatalities incurred during the interim will receive a lifetime of compensation. Love and sparkle]
And yay! The PSA and Love and Sparkle are back!!!!~