ASK SLURRY! - Your own personal drunken redneck slob bot that will answer your questions and make life better - Now on Android OS!

Every man has a story...

But is the Slurry just a man? Or is he the embodiment of the mullet? A wild flaming mane of hair that can move even the coldest man to tears of joy.

Does Slurry have such a low IQ that he's actually a genius? Is that even possible? Does he see things with his lazy eye that most scholars can't see? Possibly...

Let's ask this marvel of a man, this mulleted mohito guzzler some questions and put this theory to the test, shall we?

Do yourself a favor and let this dimwit figure out your day to day difficulties!

Good ole' Slurrz will give you an answer straight from his braincube.
He's kind of like a redneck 8-ball to help you decide things or maybe just ponder a drunken quote.
But hey, don't expect much... he's drunk AND his IQ is only 36 after all... even when he's sober.

Just hold down the 'Ask Slurry' button and ask Slurry a question and he will give you his sage-like speech and guide you on the right path. Great for advice, great for parties.... a tried and true medical cure for boredom!

Tons of spoken phrases from Slurry himself, more will be added in future updates!

Download the Android app at:

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=appinventor.ai_smithjd80.Slurry&hl=en