What would your computer say to you if it could talk?

VLC Media Player
No dude! Not again. Seriously, you should stop watching FRIENDS.

Hey that’s a Matthew Mcconaughey movie.

Downloading subtitles in T minus 10.

No! NO! Don’t even think of playing Rains of Castamere.

Oh deer, Bhai movie? I think I’m gonna crash now.

Windows Media Player
Everything is fine but please, for God’s sake, tell me what Despacito means.

Google Chrome
So, Quora again. Huh?

Someone has tagged you in a Aao Kabhi Haveli Pe meme. Are you interested?

Oh please! At least switch to incognito mode before searching such stuff.

ALERT - Dhinchak Pooja has uploaded her new video. Be safe while surfing YouTube.

Uh, wait. Did you just open GitHub? Like seriously?
WHAT? It’s urgent! Wait lemme throw error 404 (laughing maniacally)

Adobe Photoshop
You look shit.

So again editing her pic Mr. DSLR Friendzoned.

You look shit.

NO. I can’t morph you hugging Emma Watson. At least look at yourself.

You look shit.

CodeBlocks
Seriously, you think this code is gonna work? LOL
You missed a semi-colon in line 45, 48, 52, 56, 57… huh I can’t even count now.

Haha, don’t be so happy after a successful compilation. I’ll throw a runtime error (laughing maniacally) In your face!!!

Desktop
I am telling you for the last time don’t ref… re.. refr…. re… r… ref… re… r… r… refr… ref… re… ref… r… r… refresh me so many times. Who the hell told you that F5 trick?
Please change the wallpaper. I am tired of seeing Logan movie poster.

Hey you have to clean me. At least once in a week! Please. I need some space.

Internet Explorer
Would you like to make me as your default browser? Please. Request. At least try me once. I’m begging you. Please…. (crying)