Damn Funny Meme Sabahan Style Challenge

Challenge accepted. 😆😆😆😆

Direct translation:
Page 1
Boy: I would like to propose to Sabariah. Can I, uncle?
Uncle: What do you do for a living? Are you a lawyer? A magistrate? Can you afford to pay 5 thousand for the dowry?

Page 2
Boy: I'm just a musician, uncle. I'm not afraid to pay the 5 thousand. But don't you regret later. After married, I can't afford to buy rice. End up asking help from my in-laws.
Uncle: Shut up boy! Did you ever try to swallow a wood? I'm gonna hit you.
Boy: Ouch, failed again. Emm...