I love this, especially how you repeated the phrase “I’m sorry” over and over again...which is such a common and problematic behavior that so many of us ladies feel obliged to carry out. I have to consciously make myself stop apologizing sometimes...this year my friend came up with the idea of a “tip jar” for herself in 2018 where she puts a quarter in every time she apologizes unnecessarily. Ha.
I'm so glad you liked it. For the most part, I only say sorry sarcastically, but bringing attention to that was definitely part of my intention. That's an awesome idea your friend has.