Hey You!!!
I'm a fucking 4yr old and i have bitcoin...do you?
If not, why not? Are you stoopid or something?
Do i have to yell at you in full colour? Alright then... BUY SOME FUCKING BITCOIN!!!
My dad is @thedamus and he's making sure i don't have to compete with burger flipping machines when i'm older. He's given me a paper wallet with some btc on it -- what a dad! He's taken care of my lil brother too. Check out the smiles from baby Leon... here he is with pops:
Check out his blog -- he's been shouting about it since he joined steemit... he even wrote a couple of stories about it in the last few days...
Apparently it was $5,800 million-jillion a couple days ago. And today?
Six thousand one hundred and 30 million dollars!!! It's going wild
And not only that, if you held btc on August 1st and had access to private keys, you can add bch to your stack too. Not a bad lil dividend for the smarty pants' out there:
Oh yeah, and check this out: litecoin is up like 23% overnight!!!
Don't'cha wish you had a Jaxx wallet? You can "shapeshift" btc to ltc right on your phone -- inside the wallet!!!
Do you wanna compete with burger flipping machines? Yeah, i didn't think so...
So, Buy some bitcoin before my dad has a spazzz! I overheard him talking to someone about tattoos or something, it didn't quite make sense but he was yelling into his iPhone at somebody, and he said:
What do i have to do? Tattoo it to my dick and fuck it into you!!!?
I'm not quite sure what he meant... but i think it was: buy bitcoin fartface!
Anyway, i've got some new toys to play with and some goofing around to do, so i'm out... i also wanna' get some banners on my Spiderman lunch box before i start Kindergarten
I'm thinking about this one 'cause it looks super cool:
And i like this one too, 'cause it's all shiny and shit, and it makes dad talk like a Pirate:
Oh yeah, and because i like Canada so much i think i'm putting this one on my backpack
Just do it Fartface!
Cheers! from Charlie -- son of @thedamus
glad i bought a bunch LTC when it was $4
You may be ugly (when sober), but you're smarter than the average bear!
It may be about time for us to go out on your massive gains ;)
LOL! Don't forget Litecoin!!!
Forget it? I posted the 24hr gains above!!!
Fly Chikun! To the MOOOOOOOOOOON!
Gotta stop speed reading...lol I see it at the end.
BTC and LTC to the Moon!
To the moon for a rest... Then intersteller baby!!!
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I bitcoined up a bit, and SP'd a bit from that BTC. now I have some cash and want to go try the BTM in town to see how it works! Hope you didn't lead me astray with these magic computer numbers @thedamus! I was researching the shapeshifting, neat.
Do due diligence, and steel yourself for the inevitable dips, but bro... This thing is a monster beyond all control. It is going to make new highs b4 the end of the year that will leave you with a 3-day boner!
just make sure you have your qr code handy. If you're on Jaxx, just tap the code once and it should Blow Up to a larger size for scanning, otherwise press "receive" and it should produce a public/send code... Stuff in that cash mofo ;)
Ya, Ive been doing lots of research!
Then you're going to have your own Fat-Graceland one day ;)
I'm glad I listened to the screaming. Well kinda, I've made a couple bitcoin purchases but turned it all into steem. Please don't get the tattoo I'll try to keep some out next time.
lol, too funny! I'll hold off on the tatto for now
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I'm on this @thedamus! I bought BTC for my niece and nephew a while back. It's already doing well, but hopefully will be at the moon when they turn 18 and I hand it over to them so they don't have to go work at Maccas.
Love it! You're a great Auntie!!!
haha this is awesome. Crypto for the win! Thanks Charlie
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Why is that child screaming at me!!!????
It's what they do
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Crazy kids these days. My dad would of smacked the taste out my mouth I yelled at him like that :p
My boy will never be smacked. But he will be disciplined carefully, and taught to be a badass too ;)
great content!