Omgsh, so much good stuff here I am not sure where to start.

Guys you’re not sure on but there’s a common interest listed or something about them so you’re prepared to investigate further

The list prior to this is hilarious. Actually everything you wrote had me giggling. I am still kind-a upset the guy you shagged ghosted you. His lose. The one the got away. can we get him back some how?

Also, thanks for the shout out, you are too cool for school!