Gordo Dinklefinger - another @Centerlink success story

As the benefits keep rolling out thick and fast, another satisfied customer has written in to thank us. Gordo Dinklefinger is another @Centerlink success story.

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G’Day Mate,

Me name’s Gordo, Gordo Dinklefinger, and I love everyone. I have been receiving your benefits for 15 years tomorrow and let me tell ya its been money well spent. I been lucky cause I scored a awesome flat right down the beach near to all the ladies. The houso commission gave it to me and I don’t have to worry bout nuffin.

I like to spend me days down on the beach relaxin in me favourite swimming cossie. I can send ya one if ya want. Its so comfy and all the ladies love it. I only have used ones so you might need to give the nether regions a bit of a scrub if ya know what I mean *wink, wink. Heres a piccie of me strutting me stuff for ya.

Its tough bein me. Everyday I gotta get up by 11am and have lunch. I watch some TV, me favourite show is Kingswood Country, and look at the weather. If its sunny, its coconut oilin the body time.

I then usually spend a bit of time waxin down, you can’t be too hairy when you struttin ya stuff for the ladies down the beach.

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Last year I went n got me sphincter bleached. Ya know what that is don’t ya. Its that bit around ya butthole that get darker as ya get older. A side effect of the bleachin is you might shart ya self from time to time. Thats a small price to pay ta keep that bit nice and lookin good for the ladies.

I has a busy life. Cause I got all these ladies chasin me, wantin me for me body. Its youse fault cause youse keep payin for me to keep me body lookin good, all the waxin and sphincter bleachin, that means I can’t keep the ladies off me.

Two days ago I was just struttin mestuff, filmin some chicks on the beach on me phone and then boom, I had em all over me. I was swattin em off me like flies. They keep sayin kinky stuff like “You creep”, “You’re a dirty pervert”, “I’m callin the Police on ya”. All this kinky stuff, thinkin they would get police strippers for me, they thinks it gets me all excited and stuff and then they thinks they will get lucky.

I have to be picky tho. I don’t just go for any old hottie in a bikini.Not Gordo, I got lots to choose from so I can be choosy. Here’s a piccie of me latest fling.

Anyways, its been a busy day t’day. I had to write this to yas to say thanks for the moolah and thanks for buyin me a new cossie. The last one rode right up me clacker and I was worried it was gunna bruise the new bleach job.

If ya lookin for a place to stay when ya here on the Goldie, cum and hit me up. I got a spare mattress on the floor. Normally the dog sleeps there but that bitch can sleep on the floor when you come over. I luv a good Longbeach mild to end the day with a cold West Coast cooler. They are me favourite things. I’ll even keep some spare swimmers for ya and maybe a coldie too.

Thanks again. You’re the best, Keep tha Moolah rollin in!

Gordo out!

Sources: Google Images

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