Syria: About an Hour Ago in a Country Just a Few Thousand Miles Away

in #syria7 years ago (edited)

The classic Star Wars Intro adapted for current events.

EPISODE 2018

THE LAST FALSE FLAG CHEMICAL WEAPON "ATTACK"

The Ruling Elite are in the 17th year of their "Seven Countries in Five Years" campaign first formulated at the Pentagon in 2001 and reported by General Wesley Clark in 2007. Iraq and Libya have already fallen into chaos while intrigues and battles continue to flare on the remaining alliance planets.

Jabba the Trump is facing an onslaught of negative publicity about past affairs, unethical business dealings and gross egotism and incompetence and is casting about for a suitable distraction to get the ratings for his reality show "The Orange Caesar" back out of the basement.

Planet Syria has heroically resisted the Empire's attempts at regime change for over five years thanks to the protection of Admiral Vlad Putin who has pushed back against the Empire's proxy jihadist mercenaries relentlessly. Just as Admiral Putin's forces combine with those of Bashar Assad to liberate the last occupied sector of Damascus, the jihadis and white helmet stormtroopers stage a chemical attack and blame it on Bashar Assad to give the empire an optically-correct excuse to rally to their assistance. Will the truth of the staged attack be revealed and reported in time to prevent the annihilation of what's left of Planet Syria? We can only hope the keyboard Jedis act in time and avoid shadow-banning long enough to turn the tide of public opinion....

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