CHRONICLES OF TELEMOH- THE SUYA SPOT

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Humans are really funny creatures. You wake in the morning, making up your mind not to look for trouble or to ignore anyone who comes with trouble. But it seems some persons went to the "school of trouble". They're just so good at it that you begin to wonder if they get to practice this act all the time. After all, practice, they say, makes you perfect.

And to think that this person in question is an old lady, makes the whole issue very funny. I thought they said some naughty attitudes die with youthfulness? But that saying seems to be proven wrong o, because some old persons still have some naughty attitudes only a child or youth will display.

I was just standing on my own, waiting for it to get to my turn, so the suya guy can sell to me. He had a very long queue in front of him. He was even doing shakara, talking to people anyhow. I chose to stand at a corner. On the queue, there was so much pressing, so much terrible smell oozing from different angles, a blend of different sweat smell. This old lady just came from no where and pushed me really hard. If i wasn't holding on to a plank beside me, I would have fallen flat on the floor. My God?! Such wickedness! And guess what she told me, "my friend get out of my way!!!"