The 7/6 was my birthday and I forget the keys...

A few days ago it was my birthday.

Luckily I had many loved ones who greeted me and made me spend a beautiful day. I had gathered the majority in my apartment. From there I had to go to a bar, because I had stayed to meet my friends to celebrate.

It was half an hour before the meeting, so I hurried up and went out to the bar.

When I get to the car, I realize that I forgot my cell phone. I go back to look for it and when I reach the door of the building, I realize that I had also forgotten the keys to my house.

I stood there thinking what to do. Without cell, unable to ask for help and without keys.

I could have left, and when I got back from the meeting, I would resolve the situation. But I stayed because if I did not solve it, after a while, I thought it could be worse. Thinking how to solve this mess, I can jump on the side of the department. Thank goodness I live downstairs, so I would just have to jump a wall to my neighbor's yard and jump back to another wall to my apartment.

I didn't think that was a bad idea.

It was just jumping off two-foot walls. And then break the window of my house to get the keys and the cell phone.

I decide to execute my plan. I walk to the side of the building and jump to the first wall. But there was one detail that I did not take into account. As I climbed the first wall I did not see an iron / wire that hooked me to the back of my pants, ripping it completely. Keeping my whole ass in the air.

I appreciate that for the occasion I had put my favorite underwear and if any neighbor was looking at this situation, at least had everything covered...

When I get to my neighbor's yard, I forget that he mentioned that he had been given a dog.

As you can imagine, my neighbor's pet was left with what I had in my pants. When I could get rid of him, I jumped off the wall I had left and reached my patio. There I was, without pants, in my underwear and with my last test. I had to break the window of my house.

Looking around, there was not a single blunt object to break the glass.

Not one. So I had no choice, I had to try what in so many movies I had seen. I wrap my arm around my shirt and hit the window.

I cut my whole arm, a sea of blood was and worst of all, is that my underwear was completely ruined. In seconds I wrap my arm around and call an ambulance.

I grab the cell phone and write to a friend, telling him what happened to me and I was not going to get to party with them. To which my friend responds:

“Such bad luck, my friend. And Carolina just came and told me that tonight, she wanted to give you a gift.”

Do you wonder who Carolina is?

Two years I've been trying to conquer her and when she decides to give me a chance. I forget the key, I stay in my underwear, a dog bites me and I cut my whole arm trying to break the window of my own house.

The worst of all, is that today I wrote to Carolina to recover from the situation, to which she replied:

"Tincho, I thought you did not want anything with me, because you did not show up the other day. And you know it's hard for me to be alone, I'm having dinner with Carlos tonight."

Beautiful birthday, my friends. I hope that this year that I start, do not be with the same luck, because for January I throw myself from a bridge.

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