$500 loan
An old Native American needed a credit for $500.
The investor hauled out the advance application.
"What are you going to do with the cash?" he asks the Indian.
"Purchase Silver, make adornments, and offer it," was the reaction.
"What do you have for insurance?"
"Don't know guarantee," answered the Indian
"Well that is something of significant worth that would take care of the expense of the credit.
"Do you have any vehicles?"
"Truly. 1949 Chevy pickup," answered the Indian
The investor shook his head, "What about domesticated animals?"
"Truly, I have a stallion," answered the Indian
"How old is it?" the financier inquires.
"Don't have the foggiest idea, has no teeth," answers the Indian
At last the financier chose to make the $500 advance.
Half a month later the old man was back in the bank.
He hauled out a move of bills, "Here to pay." he said.
He at that point gave the broker the cash to pay his advance off.
"What are you going to do with whatever remains of that cash?" the broker inquires.
"Put in hogan", answered the Indian
"Why not store it in my bank," the investor inquired.
"Don't know store," answered the Indian
"You put the cash in our bank and we deal with it for you.
At whatever point you need to utilize it, you can pull back it."
The old Indian inclined over the work area and asks the investor...
"What you got for insurance?"