The neighbor lady gave me a blowjob after I lit her pilot light....and thank you for the beer.
I was minding my own business, mowing and edging my front lawn one cool October afternoon, when the neighbor lady asked if I could help her light the pilot light on her floor furnace.
I don't remember her name now, but I replied to her by her first, and told her I would be over to help her as soon as I finished my yard work.
After I put the lawnmower and weed eater in the garage, I walked over to the neighbor's house and knocked on the door. The neighbor lady had already changed into a bathrobe.
So as soon as I walk into her house, she drops down to the floor furnace, explaining how she doesn't know how to light the furnace pilot light.
The first thing I notice is that she isn't afraid to show me her breasts. Her robe is loose on her and she isn't wearing a bra. I'm thinking she wants more than her pilot light lit.
I ask her for a match, and she comes back with matches and a beer. I thank her for the beer and proceed to light her pilot light.
I quickly light the pilot light and quickly stand from the floor. I tell her that she is all set on her furnace and she tells me thank you.
I walk to the front door, and tell her to let me know if she needs any help in the future. She immediately ask me If I would like to watch some tv, and I know she doesn't want to watch tv.
I know I have a golden opportunity here, so I accept her offer to watch some television. I sit next to her on the couch and she immediately puts her hand on my thigh.
Within a few minutes, she is unbuttoning my button fly jeans. I don't say anything and just let her do what she wants to do. She is an attractive woman, and it had been some time since my last sexual experience.
I help her pull down my jeans and she begins to massage me and then proceeds to perform fellatio. I'm thinking this is a great way to to receive payment for such an easy and quick job.
She tried to climb on me, but I wasn't interested in anything more than the awesome blowjob I was receiving. I told her that I wasn't comfortable with having sex and she was understanding.
We watched some television and yada yada yada. @runridefly and the neighbor lady both did good deeds that day.
That's a lovely story. Good deeds for you both. It's a win win. ☆☆☆☆☆😎
I'd like to do a good deed. Maybe I could mow her lawn? Paint the house? Scrub the floors? Just sayin.....
@michaelstobiersk, this neighbor wasn't the most stable so I doubt you would of made a habit of it.
@michaellamden68, beer would of been good enough
niceeeee, best payment ever!
@nabes, not bad at all.
And I thought I lived in the city of neighborly love.
@the-bitcoin-dood, lots of neighborly love out there.
Disgusting morals lol bet it put a smile on your face :)
@karenb54, i was disgusting and I wouldn't do it now. I was a young man and the opportunity was there. Actually changed the story just a bit to protect someone.
I believe you .... What could you really do when that opportunity arises you have to oblige lol
You scratch my back and ill scratch yours. seems like that type of thing ^_^
@ballinconscious, it was more like you light my fire and I will light your fire
Aaaaahhh I see what you did there ;)
No ride there then, just a run and fly. LOL
@djdmc, change name to lightbeerrunner
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Stories such as this one makes one feel that there is hope for the human race
story or not, one thing i learned is E before I unless after C.
So, "recieve“ should be "receive" :-)