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in #story8 years ago

This is really funny guys...
Yesterday evening I was relaxing watching a movie to ease away they stress and thought of the down trend of steem and other cryptocurrencies when I got a text from a strange number saying;

I’M Pregnant’

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(I was now wondering when have my name changed to Joseph where an unknown Mary will get pregnant for me).


So, I tried calling the number several times but the person wouldn’t pickup the phone.

I then decided to check the number on What’s app if I would know the person through the profile picture.

So I saved the number “I'm Pregnant” on my phone.
But unfortunately, the number wasn’t on what’s app.


So, I replied the text;

I: Please how did i get you pregnant, by Bluetooth, WiFi, hotspot, internet or the holy spirit?

After a while she then replied my text;

She: I am very serious and you are there joking!!.

She tried calling me back,
But then I wasn’t close to my phone but my Mum was.

She picked up my phone and started laughing,
she then called at me and told me

“Rheda…. I'm pregnant is calling…….

I was just laughing my ass out, but before I could answer the call it ended.

My Mum then asked:

Rheda who's Pregnant….?”

I replied her with a big laugh:

Mum, I don’t know who is pregnant yet, still trying to find out

I then replied the strange number’s text:

I: OK….
So, you are pregnant for who?

She replied

She: i'm serious. Am just coming from the hospital and the doctor said i'm 2weeks pregnant and don’t think you can deny or do anything.

She then called me and when I answered the call, for like 15sec. we where waiting for who to respond first, and when I did respond she ended the call.

So I called her back, when she answered the call she now asked:

She: Please who am I speaking to?
I: Sorry, but you called me first, so I should be the one asking.
She: please!! Please!! I want to know who am speaking to.
I: You are speaking to the person you sent a text I’m pregnant.
She: please what is your name?
I: Joseph
She: please am sorry it’s a wrong number.
I: OK.

I ended the call.
I was now wondering;

  • How would the guy feel when he eventually gets the message ?

  • What she would have done if she mistakenly send the text to her parents or relatives.?

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am sure you were racking your head about the last time you were in the field working....imagining if any seed fell by the fertile soil

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