Mrs Okoro was as large as a wooden trunk, with eyes so big that you would have thought on first impression that she wore goggles. Her nose was an eyesore to her face - pointy and very small. She hissed so much that her lips were permanently sucking on her incisors. Her ears were perpetually hidden in her hideously worn wigs. Mr Okoro on the other hand was as skinny as a decaying twig. His face was so long he constantly wore a depressed expression, giving picture to the definition 'long face.’

This is just brilliant! Can't wait to see what happens next.