Smart Jokes: Careless

This is what happens when I pretend to be smart

Laura: Hey, Phil, why are you looking so upset?

Me: well, that’s because I am upset Laura.

Laura: but why are you upset?

Me : I am upset about being careless.

Laura: Oh no please don’t be like that, we all can be pretty careless time to time.

Me: really??

Laura: yeah, you know today I almost got hit by a bus because I was using my phone and forgot to watch out in the street.

Me: but that is not what I am talking about.

Laura: and you know today in the morning, our Boss told me to send some emails and I sent them all in the wrong addresses. She has threatened me to fire from the job.

Me: ok, I get it but I am really careless.

Laura: so what?? Yesterday I forgot to turn off my stoves after cooking and almost set my house on fire.

Me: oh no, no, that is not what I was talking about.

Laura: ..ugh ,ok then tell me, what is the thing that you are so upset about??

Me: You know Laura, I have no friends.

Laura: ok, I understand.

Me: My family lives so far away from me and I have no girlfriend. There is no one to take care of me, so I think I am really careless. I thought maybe you could be……taking care of…….

Laura : oh no, you f**king idiot!! Please go away.

(P.S: This nonsense joke is not collected from anywhere. I made it by myself. Feel free to modify, share and post it anywhere else only if you are willing to give me credit.)