Elon Muska: a Skateboard-History-Snippet

The wise engineer and visionary transcended his robotic demeanor after only a couple hours spent drinking with Chad The Muska: Chad Muska is easily one of the sickest skaters to shred the streets.
Between Elon’s SpaceX, and fast cars I’m having trouble discerning the Musk from the Muska! They’ve both accomplished achievements that were supposedly impossible..Both Musk and Muska’s careers have been dictated by an all-or-nothing attitude where you simply must go big, or go home. You musk give it more than “100”% (see that right there?)
Chad had the illest pop, he was the rockstar of the skating community. (No not Bam or anything on MTV-sorry jackass crew i love yalll but i'm talking real history) Every demo, the crowd would chant “Muska” over and over as he would hurt himself while incessantly trying to land some massive air-trick and landing shit off of the demo-course. He’d gap the metal barricades protecting the course from some savage ass skaters-and when he did land that shit it felt like we all did.
So all there’s left is the question: Do we attach skateboards to a small rocketship, or should the rockets go on the skateboard? im feeing the latter