The story of how I met Jeff

I wanted to share this story with my friends, but I'm afraid because I do not have any friends ... (((Well, okay, I moved in, and everything was fine.) Before winter came, I was going to school, but I was distracted by a window. It seemed to me that there was a man standing outside the window, and she stood for a long time until my mother said: "Che sleep it!" Well, quickly to school !!! ", I did not say anything. When I went to school, as if someone was looking at me from the bushes. "I walked over and then someone jerked, I myself jerked when I felt someone's hand, and it was on and her neighbor. "She asked affectionately," Tanya, what are you not at school, it's almost 8, "I answered," Fuh, hello Olya, thank you for bringing me to life! "she just smiled, I went on and heard someone say, then whisper in my ear, "Tan, Tanya turn around!", I could not stand it and ran to school, when they came, they scolded me and sent me to the director's office. "I asked the director," Tan, you're new at this school, why are you late ?! " , I replied, "Izvenite, please, I just ..." and I fell silent when I saw in the window someone's familiar silhouette when he disappeared I continued but - "I just overslept". The director looked at me and asked - "Some strange you are, but why?", I snapped - "Because I'm so !!!" she silently led me out of the office. I decided to go home. I left school and saw in the light of a man's lantern. I approached him and he said in a voice of a psycho - "Thank you for saying anything about me !!" Hahahaha-AHAHAHA !!! "I was frightened and asked -" Who are you? What do you want from me? WHAT DO YOU WANT???". I was on the verge of hysteria then. He said - "Ha, I've been following you since you came here, but you did not notice it ... Haha!" I ran away from him, ran into the house and rushed to bed and lay all day, but did not fall asleep. At night, I saw that my window was open and he was standing on the dead man. He approached and purred - "I did not introduce myself! My name is Jeff "and he handed me the box, I was shaking with horror when I opened it. Opening it, I saw that it had a sweatshirt with a pikachu, and on the hood of the ears, beneath it there were black jeans, a knife, a mask and red sneakers. I was frightened of remembering the story of Jane Eternal, but Jeff said- "carry it with pleasure!", I replied - "Thank you" to the department and I just had it, even the sneakers were a little more. And in the box there was only a mask and a knife. I hid the presents, but when my mother asked - "Where did you get this?" I answered a lie - "friend" ... Well, for now, guys, I told you my story, and know it's real, but whether to put you or not this is yours decision.