A Piece of Story in Court

Judge: "Do you know the suspect?"

Witness: "No sir!"

Judge (repeat): "You do not know this person?"

Witness: "If he knows, his name is Kadir, not the Suspect."

Judge (getting annoyed): "So you know Kadir's brother?"

Witness: "No sir."

Judge (growled): "Lhoo ... Did you know him ?!"

Witness: "Same Kadir knows, same as his brother is not!"

Judge: "GRRRRR!"

• Throw a witness with a hammer *