Ah... I just have these noises in my head... I think they're called characters once they get their noise written down. You see, they talk to me, tell me their stories and once their noise gets too much to bear, the only way to quieten them is to listen to what they're telling me and sit down and write it all out.

The noisiest gets theirs written first, so you can imagine the clamour if they all want their story written at the same time?