Why should you become an airliner!

We live in an amazing time: people use surgical operations to turn themselves into women, and women do so vice versa. Some people with a little help from the piercing become pillows for needles and some people become vegetables after car accidents. The general idea is the same in every case - people become something different from people.

Here's the question: why do people change their bodies and personality for such a limited number of options? Why did no one turn himself into a passenger airliner? If you are already seriously interested in the topic of becoming an airliner, here are a number of arguments for you to drop all doubts.

1. Airliners get all the love!
   With the cost of an airliner in the tens of millions of dollars, not caring for them is very expensive. That's why airport owners give their airliners all possible goodies: healthy food with the best jet fuel, excellently qualified technicians, comfortable and spacious hangars. If you become an airliner, you'll literally going to live in paradise.

2. Everyone one around will be worried about your safety.
   The police will triple-check everyone who comes close to you, and will not allow anything to threaten you.

3. You'll fully experience the joy of flying.
   Do you remember how you flew in yor dreams back when you were a kid? In fact, this was just a manifestation of man's ancient subconscious instinct to become an airliner. Once you're an airliner, You'll find yourself in the way you were conceived by nature.

4. You'll see the world.
   If you are an airliner, there are no borders for you. Fly to any country and get impressions unavailable in the body of an ordinary boring person (current version of you).

5. You are the next stage of evolution.
   Birds separated from the dinosaurs -> the dinosaurs died. Airliners separated from humanity -> guess what happens? Choose the right side before it's too late!

Now we see that being an airliner is much better comparing to a human being. Visit your plastic surgeon and ask him to make you who you already are in your soul. Airliner.