This is quite the ponderous piece of writing. It truly is. The main gist being the grass is always greener on the other side...until you realize it's not. I found it quite enjoyable!
"Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We're all going to die. Come watch TV." -Morty from Rick and Morty
Thanks, iggyg! Morty's knowledge is, as always, tremendously insightful.