If You Lived Your Life like a Chicken

If you were to take on the attributes of a chicken you might surprise yourself just how much better your life would be. Early to bed and early to rise would be your motto. Probably every aspect of your life might be improved. You would also possess new abilities unknown and outside the human mind to understand. Your new distinctive personality would make you very inquisitive and therefore very interesting and a more intelligent person.

In the office you would put that wonderful personality to work for you. Your ability to communicate with others would be almost as if you were reading their minds. You are clear, direct, and have wonderful self-control. Your new chicken attributes would help you to be perceptive of the office “picking order”, and just where you fit in it. This might seem bad for some, but you have an poultry ability to manipulate people in high places to work for you as well. Your talent to handle stress would make you invaluable. You might give the impression of being a featherweight, but your have a unique gene that allows you to see motion moving slower than anyone else. This allows you feel more comfortable is a busy office environment. However, should you need to respond to demands or office emergencies you have amazing sprinting speeds and ninja like agility.

Your parenting skills would be like no other. A mother hen-like attitude gives you excelled empathy for your little chicks. Family is the utmost importance. Their social well-being and family life is the highest priority. Each little one knows exactly where they stand with you because you are giving them encouraging clucks everyday. You love playing with your little chicks, sitting in the sunshine and having fun conversations with the whole family.

You also make a loyal and loving unique mother. Females are very picky about the males they choose to be with. He must be able to provide food for her and her future chicks. Otherwise, she really has no need for him. He would also have to have long-term memory. For food gathering, and for a meaningful relationship. She has no need for a male with a short term memories. Should she be swept off her little feet one evening, she can actually eject any undesirable sperm. What a nifty talent that is!

Your friends would find you full of compassion, loyal and fun. There could be problems with your need to understand how your group is different from other groups of people, ie...judging them. No real news changer there, most human friends do form clicks for that purpose. The old saying, “birds of a feather, flock together”, really applies here. A little note to help with that would be that you are “bilateral gynandromorphs”, meaning you could dress and look like the sex of your choice or what worked for you mood that day. At any rate you would have excellent color vision for enjoying the real colors of your life and that is sweet.