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They embalmed it with arsenic so who knows how long it could have lasted in the best of situations, maybe many many years!

Sounds like one of Daisy De Melker's ex husbands. However the wern't embalmed with arsenic. Just fed arsenic... or was it cyanide?

Lol either way I think you would be pickled!

Hahaha thats like feeding a pig seasoning before it becomes pork kinda pickled. Sho.
UPSIDE: at least this guy got to travel, in life and after!

Hahaha I can appreciate your sense of humor!