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Hello steemians, i was faced with perplexity and fear as i walk into the toilet this morning as the hot excrete struggle to see the light of the day bursting into the toilet from the hole on the zinc use in building the toilet, i rushed into the toilet with the momentum from the excrete, pulled off my boxers and wore it on my head went down low with speed and began to enjoy the warm excrete rush through my anal cavity.
the entire exercise last for a few minute and i rose up with ease used my soft paper and that marked the beginning of my catastrophe as i started the great search of my life;looking for my boxers (funny), i searched every where for my boxers with fear, i looked into the toilet, looked at the zinc above me but couldn't still see it, at this point i was convinced that i didn't come into the toilet with a boxer on me, so i screamed aloud to my friend to bring me a wrapper from my room which is completely detached from the rest room, so on his arrival with a wrapper he saw the boxers on my head and told me i was so shocked i mean to my marrow........lots of laughter

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Woff, woff!

Hello @balmy, Nice to meet you!

I'm a guide dog living in KR community. I can see that you want to contribute to KR community and communicate with other Korean Steemians. I really appreciate it and I'd be more than happy to help.

KR tag is used mainly by Koreans, but we give warm welcome to anyone who wish to use it. I'm here to give you some advice so that your post can be viewed by many more Koreans. I'm a guide dog after all and that's what I do!

Tips:

  • If you're not comfortable to write in Korean, I highly recommend you write your post in English rather than using Google Translate.
    Unfortunately, Google Translate is terrible at translating English into Korean. You may think you wrote in perfect Korean, but what KR Steemians read is gibberish. Sorry, even Koreans can't understand your post written in Google-Translated Korean.
  • So, here's what might happen afterward. Your Google-Translated post might be mistaken as a spam so that whales could downvote your post. Yikes! I hope that wouldn't happen to you.
  • If your post is not relevant to Korea, not even vaguely, but you still use KR tag, Whales could think it as a spam and downvote your post. Double yikes!
  • If your post is somebody else's work(that is, plagiarism), then you'll definitely get downvotes.
  • If you keep abusing tags, you may be considered as a spammer. It may result to put you into the blacklist. Oops!

I sincerely hope that you enjoy Steemit without getting downvotes. Because Steemit is a wonderful place. See? Korean Steemians are kind enough to raise a guide dog(that's me) to help you!

Woff, woff! 🐶

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