Dear Snapchat shareholders

Guess what! Enjoy that boost to $13.80 because Snap is still a miserable company that tried to be Richard Hendrix, but is a lot more Feldspar than anything else! This small company is a copypasta, let's roll into the social media business, respect privacy, oops no way to get money, let's sell our souls to the advertising devils, okay we aren't going to respect privacy anymore, no we're not like Facebook, oh no! Facebook made Instagram features to compete against us? Okay, well we still aren't going to budge, well I had a chance to sell to Facebook but now my stocks are plummeting...
It's that type of company.