ice ice baby - Steem Wars Day 1: Elements: TeamAustralia submission: The Undercover Brother
The 5th element is rare as chook's teeth Down Under but, us Australians are much more organised than our accent suggests. We blend in to the surrounds like a bunyip in the scrub as we work the taps at a bar, adored by the women, envied by the men.
No matter where we are stationed we make ourselves at home with feet up on the table and a beer in hand but we always keep in mind what's really important. Cold beer. That's where the 5th element comes in. Locating party ice is of prime concern come weekend and we take our ice seriously.
No worries though, our advance team has got your party ice right here, 200,000 lakes full. When Australians go deep, we go deep and we've been deep behind enemy lines for years now, surveilling the area, securing resources and phone numbers (Even though this is Finland and it is perpetually frozen, being Australian means the phone numbers are still easier to get than the ice).
Here's the pictures of all that beer chilling goodness that will keep the party going well into the wee hours. Will need help with logistics.
Over and out, oi oi oi.
Still there? Realised a day time image might satisfy commands requirements better.
Hero Standard @tarazkp aka: The Undercover Brother
Nice combination of literature and photography! Is this a coded message to announce to complete capture and domination of Finland already? That was quick! Finland fell quicker than @aussiesteem in Part 8 of "It's hard to get a burger in Tokyo". (A great series in case you haven't had to chance to catch it.)
The Finns are easy targets. They drink as much as Australians but don't handle it as well ;)
Haven't seen it. Will check it out.
Great work @tarazkp! And @swegner as soon as my butt thaws I'll be on the front line!
Who do you think poured the water on the sidewalk outside of Macca's? We have operatives everywhere. Crotch man and butt man were merely distractions to delay you so the trap could be set.
Ah I see how it is... but now you've played your hand, and so early in the game... never underestimate an Aussie who survived 34 million hungry, cold Japanese and lived to steem about it...
But would you have gone to all that trouble for a kangaroo burger from Metro Burger in Melbourne, or only for a great American Macca's burger? As a side note, Americans will spend $389 million on ground beef for burgers this 4th of July weekend.
very nice photo...good luck
Thanks
Awesome. Can you fill up the back of me ute for me coldies!!!
Great photos! resteemed for the good of the country!
Cheers. Just back her up round the corner.
Great photos! "like a bunyip in the scrub as we work the taps at a bar" hahah love it!
=)
Wow you post most nice
Thank you. This one's a bit of fun.
You welcome
Great pictures! They give a rather strange feeling! Thank you!
You are very welcome as always @shady