Sarah and the terminator - Steem Wars

diebitch (62)in #steemwars • 6 years ago

изучение русского языка сложн. Sarah Connor really wished others could see her imaginary russian friend Arnold. Maybe she wouldn't have to spend her time in the asylum. The mental asylum was alright but she'd give it a four on Yelp. She was getting food and meds for free but the beatings made her take away a point. If only someone would take care of her spawn. Her son John Connor. She and his futuristic father had agreed to joint custody, but his father's time machine was stuck. Up his ass most likely.

The man went from woman to woman in his time machine but last time she heard of him he'd picked up Attila the Hun's daughter. That man's son would be the leader of the resistance. God help them!

The Resistance had sent a terminator to protect her , this russian guy whom others couldn't see because he existed in her time continuum. Unfortunately, she couldn't understand him because of the thick accent. She'd been trying to learn russian but felt she was overdoing it when the doctor force fed her constipation meds.

She had to get out. but only for a day. She wasn't getting a job if acting crazy was so cushy.

"Can you get me out of here?" She asked Arnold.

" Brocollisnoobergooglebiyatch" Sarah blinked as Arnold answered.

She tried again in her rusty russian.

"Help me back door, I want to get it for night so bad." Arnold looked at her uncomfortably. He had been programmed to obey John Connor's mom. But his boss' mom was hitting on him. She was relentless. Also, she never heard his plans.

Maybe she was confusing him with a sex robot FU800, he had to tell her he's T-800 and trained to be an assassin not an ass...

"emteihundra" He said clearly.

"I don't stand it, I want you." Sarah said inelegantly again in russian.

Arnold looked it up in his programming and obeyed his boss.

Sarah Connor had a baby cyborg boy who would try to rule earth one day while his big brother was part of the resistance.

In the future John Connor was congratulating himself on successfully programming a FU 800 to a T 800.

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