Steemstreet Journal: Tax Payers Excited as Government Prepares for War on Jobs and Prosperity
Tax Payers Excited as Government Prepares for War on Jobs and Prosperity
Washington, DC - Tax payers all across America are positive and hopeful as government reveals plan to begin an all out War on Prosperity and Jobs. By all metrics, optimism of the average tax payer in the past few days has skyrocketed to heights not seen in decades. This is exactly the type of leadership people have been asking for.
"After closely analyzing the effects of the War on Drugs, War on Poverty and War on Terror, it became clear that the long lasting results have been more drugs, more poverty and more terrorism. It then became clear that a War on Prosperity and Jobs is the logical next step to ensure the well being of the American citizen", Secretary of the Treasury Jack Lew comments.
The War on Jobs and Prosperity has been predicted by economists and Facebook libertarians to be an almost never before seen vehicle for job and wealth creation in the United States.
"The first good thing the government has ever done. I'm hoping for a War on Privacy next", says Mark Lloyd, a local avid Facebook poster with opinions.
As part of the new plan that was laid out, the government is also looking at an all out assault against quality music to finally improve radio stations, which is expected to bring tens of thousands of jobs to the radio industry.
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