Why we are forcing Panda to watch PORN (Seriously) - Learn something new everyday

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"Being forced to watch porn? Holy Guacamole, turn me into a Panda" - You

Yes, I wish I was kidding but it turns out, we are actually making them watch Panda Porn for a very very good reason - Survivability.

Hello Steemians,

It doesn't matter if you're not a panda lover or a porn lover (or both), this entry has much to teach about Panda and how HARD (Pun intended) sex can be them.

Don't worry however, there are no obscenity or graphic images in this post (Sorry if you're into those kind of things).

Sex is a great concern for both men and women whether we want to admit it or not. At the back of our mind, sex is something we all think about and crave for but to engage in one requires a willing partner and also a functional external genitalia (Other than that are a bonus) A bit of work to do but if you thought that getting hard is hard (Pun intended) for human beings, clearly you have not delved into Panda's abstinence.

"I'm both Black and White but still can't get laid"

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For Panda, sex is, in almost every way, against their favour.

To start with, unlike human being who can get it on whenever the mood kicks in, Panda has a very narrow window of time for them to get in the mood. That's right, Pandas are seasonal breeders which can only get aroused during specific limited time of the year. Female Panda are only into it once a year and even that can only last up to a week at most. To make things more challenging, Out of that 1 week, the female is only fertile in a short span of time, somewhere between 24 to 36 hours.

Thus, the time to get it right is incredibly short and for that time to come is incredibly long and infrequent. I mean, what if one the panda got a fracture during the fertile phase? They would have to wait another year to come by. And because of this ridiculously long cycle, they have very little practice or opportunity to experiment with their sexuality, leading them to become clueless to what exactly they have to do and what goes inside where.

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On this matter, you can safely negate someone's claim that porn is totally bad as porn (At least Panda porn) is useful, maybe even crucial to help these Panda learn how to mate and make more cute panda babies. Zoologist are now using this approach to breed not just Panda but also other animals in captivity to relearn some of their distant behaviour that had become foreign to them due to their isolation both in terms of habitat and behaviour.

Of course panda porn isn't the only way to help Pandas get in the mood and learn how to mate, zoo managers often take a step further by using viagra and the best method by far, artificial insemination.

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References:

1. Panda porn shown in attempt to get two to mate
2. Panda "Porn" to Boost Mating Efforts at Thai Zoo
3. Panda pornography