Ahahaha! I loved your observations! :D
"Kill for love" This is actually not impossible, as the spears might pierce the "recipient" snail (κατάλαβες; να πας για μαλλί και να βγεις κουρεμένος... βασικά σουβλισμένος ως έτερος Αθανάσιος Διάκος)

Basically I wanted to write the whole saying in Greek, but... oh, what the heck! I'm gonna edit it right now! :P

Thank you for being here!