My experience with the magical fruit

My experience with the magical fruit

Growing up this poem always makes me smile ☺

Beans, beans the magical fruit
The more you eat the more you toot
The more you toot the better you feel
So eat good beans with every meal

Now Come closer lemme tell you a recent experience.
An experience I had with the magical fruit in an examination.

So it was my final paper (Anatomy), and prior to that delicious morning,
I prepared rice and beans in the night, to keep me reading on,
You know, when you are reading a course a rush work with lots of things to cover.
The food was prepared at 2:00am.

The examination commences, I was placed at the back.
The questions were not so bad (good thing I read through the syllabus),though I skipped some parts that required structurally diagram, (can't kill myself).
I started to my work writing as fast and as much as I could suicinitely only to be woken by the rumbling of my stomach.
It started light, then heavy, I was so much in discomfort.

When it was too much for me to handle, I simply raised one side of my butt and allow it flow.
Trust me, twas such a relief.
Diffusion didn't waste time at all, and it humbled everyone especially the lecturer who left the hall in a hurry.

And guess what?
No one knew it was me.